having friends in dif time zones is just

If your sleep schedule is fucked up enough this can be with friends in your own timezone!

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

The Professor of Spellcraft studied the parchment.
"Hmm. No, I have not seen this spell before. What does it do?"
"When you read it out, it creates a parchment with that spell written on it."
"That's all?"
"Isn't that neat?"
"But why?"
"To see if I could."
"Ah!"

“...Wait, a totally new piece of parchment with that spell written on it, but only on the one side?”
“Yes?”
“By the gods, you’ve just revolutionized the book industry! Sure, every page will have a copy of this spell on one side, but we can work with that!”

Wie cool ist das! (They took the creature)